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A Chinese woman has proved that your worklunch doesn't have to be a drab salad or a boring sandwich after roasting awhole chicken at her desk.

某中國(guó)女子用在自己的辦公桌上烤整只雞的行為，向世人證明了工作午餐并不一定非得是單調(diào)的沙拉或乏味的三明治。



An incredible video reveals how amysterious 22-year-old office worker, who goes by the name, uses officesupplies to cook up the elaborate meal.

這個(gè)不可思議的視頻顯示了一位22歲的普通辦公室職員，人稱(chēng)“Ms Yeah”的奇女子，僅用辦公用品給自己準(zhǔn)備了一頓豐盛的午餐。

The footage, filmed in Chengdu, China,shows creative planner Ms Yeah cutting up vegetables using a credit card beforecreating a makeshift charcoal fire out of a plant pot and some matches.

這段視頻拍攝于中國(guó)成都，該視頻顯示了“Ms Yeah”在用信用卡切蔬菜前，用花盆和火柴制造了臨時(shí)炭火桶的畫(huà)面。





And to prove the video isn't an elaboratehoax, the film shows Ms Yeah devouring the entire roasted chicken after cookingit at her desk, without her colleagues even batting an eyelid.

同時(shí)為了證明這段視頻不是一場(chǎng)精心設(shè)計(jì)的騙局，視頻還拍攝了“Ms Yeah”津津有味食用整只雞的畫(huà)面，同時(shí)也拍到了其同事對(duì)此行為不甚關(guān)心的畫(huà)面。

It's not the first time Ms Yeah has cooked epic feasts at her desk using only officesupplies.

這不是“Ms Yeah”第一次僅靠辦公用品在辦公桌上制作她的“大餐”了。

She has been filming videos of herself grilling steak using an iron, cookingramen over a bunsen burner, and even making noodle dough from scratch at herdesk since February.

自二月以來(lái)，她一直都在拍攝自己在辦公桌上做午餐的視頻，如使用熨斗烤牛排、用本生燈煮拉面，甚至有次她還拍攝了自己在辦公桌上制作面團(tuán)的全過(guò)程。

Her quirky, but incredible, videos, have racked up more than 200 million viewson Chinese social media sites such as Weibo. 

她那古怪卻又充滿(mǎn)趣味的視頻，在中國(guó)社交媒體平臺(tái)上如微博獲得了超過(guò)2億次的播放量。

Before you start thinking of how you can recreate her elaborate meals in youroffice, Ms Yeah says she has an unusually tolerant boss.

在你開(kāi)始考慮自己能不能在辦公室里重現(xiàn)她的豪華午餐之前，“Ms Yeah”說(shuō)她能那么做是因?yàn)樗幸粋€(gè)非常寬容的老板。

'It's not a cooking tutorial, but an entertaining video with a food theme,' shesaid.

她說(shuō)，“這不是一個(gè)烹飪教程，而是一個(gè)關(guān)于美食的娛樂(lè)搞笑視頻?！?br>
'I love the creative and unconventional way of cooking, which sometimes poses achallenge to come up with one.

“我喜歡非尋常而又新奇的烹飪方式，雖然有時(shí)候這挺有挑戰(zhàn)性的?！?br>
'I work in a creative company, so we all get to do some 'weird stuff' in theoffice. I like delicious food, for which I could almost do anything.

“我在一家創(chuàng)意公司工作，所以我們可以在辦公室里做些‘奇葩的事’。我喜歡美食，為此我?guī)缀蹩梢匀プ鋈魏问??！?br>
'I started posting those videos in February, but before that I had already madeall kinds of dishes in office. In the beginning, I just shot those videos forfun and showed them to my friends.

“我是在二月份的時(shí)候開(kāi)始上傳這些視頻的，但在此之前我就已經(jīng)在辦公室做過(guò)好些菜肴了。最開(kāi)始，我拍攝這些視頻只是因?yàn)楹猛妫梢越o朋友們看看。”

'They thought what I was doing in those videos was cool and fun so theysuggested to post them online. That was how it happened. I find the whole thingquite fun too and I quite enjoy it myself.' 

“他們覺(jué)得我在視頻里做的事情很好玩很酷，所以建議我把視頻發(fā)到網(wǎng)上。這就是整件事的由來(lái)。我自己也覺(jué)得整件事很有趣，并樂(lè)在其中。”

But though her boss allows her to cook the strange meals at her desk, sheadmitted she's already had a warning from the fire department about buildingopen fires in the workplace. 

但是，雖然她的老板允許她在辦公室里做各種料理，她坦承自己因在工作場(chǎng)所生火而受到了來(lái)自消防部門(mén)的警告。

'My videos were first uploaded to Chinese social networks, such as Weibo,' sheexplained.

她解釋說(shuō)，“我的視頻最開(kāi)始是發(fā)布在中國(guó)社交網(wǎng)絡(luò)上的，像是微博?！?br>
'I was soon stunned when I was told my videos had 200 million views on theinternet. One day I was walking on the street and was recognised by one fan.

“當(dāng)我知道我的視頻有2億次的播放量時(shí)，我很吃驚。有天我在街上走著，然后被一位粉絲認(rèn)出來(lái)了?！?br>
'She asked to have a picture with me. At that time, I was kind of famous. Butnone of those things changes anything. I will continue doing some fun stuff andhopefully they can bring delight and laughs to more people.

“她想跟我拍張合照。那個(gè)時(shí)候我才意識(shí)到自己原來(lái)小有名氣。但是這并不會(huì)改變些什么。我還是會(huì)繼續(xù)做些有趣的事，希望它能給更多人帶來(lái)歡樂(lè)和笑聲。”

'I should thank my boss for his tolerance in letting me do all thisstuff. 

“我要感謝我的老板對(duì)我的寬容，允許我做這些事。”

'I have faced some problems. Sometimes my cooking failed and I had to do itagain, while I did not have that much time to do it, as I still had loads ofother work to do.

“我遇到了一些問(wèn)題。有時(shí)候我做飯失敗了只能重做，但我又沒(méi)有那么多時(shí)間重做，因?yàn)槲胰杂泄ぷ饕?。?br>
'Another problem is I cannot use fire in the office anymore after the firsttime - or I might get another warning from the fire department.'

“另一個(gè)問(wèn)題是我不能再在辦公室里用火了，要不然我可能會(huì)受到消防部門(mén)的又一次警告?！?br>
 

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jasonandtheargonauts
Why not just do this in the morning before work in her slow cooker??? I guessthis is just her fame grab. Weird definitely weird. Rock on lady.

為什么不在去工作前在自家廚房做飯?。?？?我覺(jué)得可能是為了出名吧。但是的確很奇葩。太牛了。

Gel1964
She has to do that at her desk because the Office does not have a Fire Alarmand the other office workers don't tend to worry if they Carbon MonoxidePoisoning or not. She finally stopped the Practice when KFC opened up on thestreet below What a totally irresponsible thing to show being done DM, are yougoing to be responsible for People killing themselves or others ??

她必須在辦公桌上做這些事，是因?yàn)檗k公室里沒(méi)有火警警報(bào)器，其他的同事完全不擔(dān)心自己會(huì)一氧化碳中毒。等樓下街道那兒新開(kāi)一家肯德基她就不會(huì)再那么做了。這簡(jiǎn)直是太不負(fù)責(zé)了，你難道能為其他人的死負(fù)責(zé)嗎？

enemde
' JUST office supplies...' Tin foil, charcoal, credit card, lettuce??????

“只靠辦公用品…”，那錫箔紙、炭塊、信用卡、生菜難道也是辦公用品？？？？

enemde
Have they never heard of Carbon Monoxide poisoning ?

他們難道沒(méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)一氧化碳中毒嗎？

Armanti
*Rushes off to the stationery cupboard to get a flower pot and hot coals*

“沖向文具柜，拿個(gè)花盆和和一些燃燒著的煤塊?！?br>
Bonso
This woman is famous for cooking all sorts at her desk. And surprising thefellow workers seam not to notice. She must be sponsored by her boss for somestrange reason. 

這個(gè)女人以在自己的辦公桌上做各種新奇菜肴而出名。令人驚訝的是，其他的工作人員好像完全沒(méi)注意到她的行為。她肯定是因?yàn)槟承┎粸槿酥睦碛刹疟焕习遒Y助的。

Doug
Nice way to spread salmonella.

傳播沙門(mén)氏菌的好途徑啊。

Honest thinker
Eating meat is disgusting. Humans are herbivores, fact. Could you kill ananimal and eat it raw?? If not stop letting someone else do it for you. Coward

食肉這種行為真令人作嘔。人類(lèi)其實(shí)是素食者。你能在殺掉一只動(dòng)物后直接生吃它的肉嗎？？如果做不到，那你還不去阻止那些替你做這種事的人。膽小鬼。

jasonandtheargonauts -> Honest thinker
Oh and by they way I have shot a deer , field dressed it ( rip it guts out) andbutchered it back at my friends shop. At that point i froze the meat and myfamily ate well for a long time. So yeah i have no problems with killing my ownfood.

哦，順便說(shuō)下我曾經(jīng)獵過(guò)一只鹿，在戶(hù)外狩獵的（當(dāng)場(chǎng)去除了它的內(nèi)臟）然后把它送到我開(kāi)肉鋪的朋友那里去。在那里我把肉冰凍，然后我們家那段時(shí)間吃得相當(dāng)好。所以我對(duì)獵殺動(dòng)物獲取食物的這種行為沒(méi)啥問(wèn)題。

Diddlydee -> Honest thinker
No, they aren't, you absolute liar. Humans are omnivores, as anyone with anounce of sense will tell you.

不，他們才不是，你個(gè)大騙子。人類(lèi)是雜食性動(dòng)物，任何有常識(shí)的人都能告訴你這點(diǎn)。

Senator Kid Rock
In NYC the Fire Dept would be there in 4 minutes & she'd leave in handcuffs

在紐約市，消防部門(mén)會(huì)在4分鐘內(nèi)趕到，然后她會(huì)被拷上手銬讓人給帶走。

Weescottie
Next Week, How To Make a Double Bed Out of an Office Chair !!!!!

下周，教你如何用辦公椅制造出一張雙人床?。。?！

Stik Wiv It
Well she does it for me plus she can cook - phone number please :)

這妞我看著不錯(cuò)嘛，而且她還會(huì)做飯——請(qǐng)給我她的聯(lián)系方式:)

Weescottie
A You Wonder Why Buildings Catch Fire !!!!!

你不會(huì)再疑惑為什么會(huì)發(fā)生火災(zāi)了?。?！

Oldbonz
Charcoal is office supplies in China?!?And that's cabbage, not lettuce. 

煤炭在中國(guó)是辦公用品？?。咳缓竽鞘蔷硇牟?，不是生菜。

Rodus
Only in China, not surprise 

這種事只會(huì)發(fā)生在中國(guó)，我完全不驚訝。

Azabaddad
Dragons Den ????

這是“龍穴”真人秀嗎？？

mikef
Why has she got a plastic bag over her head in the first picture?

為什么在第一張圖片上她的頭上要套個(gè)塑料袋？

Ann46, City of trees, Canada, about 9hours ago
Supposedly due to cutting onions.

為了防止切洋蔥的時(shí)候流眼淚。

St George 1st
She will get the chop

她會(huì)被殺的。

Alan Green
She obviously hates her workmates and is trying to kill them with carbonmonoxide poisoning.

這不明擺著她很討厭她的同事，想用一氧化碳毒死他們。

daroofa
Most civilized countries aren't going to allow an open flame in the office.

大多數(shù)文明國(guó)家是不允許辦公室出現(xiàn)明火的。

Whyever Knot
I'm thinking of the grease and garbage she have on her desk.

我在想殘留在她辦公桌上的那些油漬和垃圾。

hurley buffini
obviously fed up with Chinese take aways

明顯這些中國(guó)人吃外賣(mài)吃膩了。

SteveVD -> Human bean
It's China.There is no such thing as 'health and safety'. One of my friends wentto a factory once that literally had an emergency exit door painted onto thewall!

在中國(guó)，根本就沒(méi)有所謂的“健康和安全”。我的一個(gè)朋友曾經(jīng)去過(guò)中國(guó)的某工廠，那里有個(gè)緊急出口處真的是被人畫(huà)在墻上的！！

Later alligator
Can't believe she didn't bring a knife to cut the vegetables.

不敢相信她竟然不帶把刀來(lái)切蔬菜。

Rs09
The thought of all those germs on the credit card being transferred to herfood.yuk

一想到信用卡上的那些細(xì)菌進(jìn)到她的食物里，就倒胃口啊。

nik3com12
yeah i normally have a 30-foot bonfire to roast my marshmallow.. WTF!

沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我通常都是用30英尺高的篝火來(lái)烤我的棉花糖的…我勒個(gè)去！

Claudehavemercy247, Jonesboro, United States,about 12 hours ago
Very interesting video, you have to admireability to think outside of the box. But, the whole thing cooking in a plantholder inside of a office building is a fire hazard, especially when she usethe gentlemen finger polish to start the fire.

非常有趣的視頻，你不得不承認(rèn)她這種打破常規(guī)的創(chuàng)造性思維。但是，在辦公室里用花盆烤雞是有火災(zāi)隱患的，特別是她還用那個(gè)男士的指甲油來(lái)起火。

Carolyn, San Francisco, 22 hours ago
Burning charcoal in an enclosed office? Howirresponsible. She could have asphyxiated her co-workers. (And she didn't evenshare the food with them either.)

在一個(gè)封閉式的辦公室里燒炭？真不負(fù)責(zé)任。她可能會(huì)導(dǎo)致她的同事們窒息死亡啊。（而且她還沒(méi)跟他們分享食物）

Yellowfreckles, San Francisco, United  States, 16 hours ago
She did give a coworker some of herchicken.

她有給她的同事一些雞肉啊。

glb2046, devon, United Kingdom, 1 day ago
All that trouble - has she never heard ofChinese takeaway?!

費(fèi)那么多功夫——她就沒(méi)聽(tīng)說(shuō)過(guò)外賣(mài)這種東西？！