這是一年中最酸爽的時節(jié)，親戚們攢了一整年的問題都準(zhǔn)備在這個時候向你開炮。這些聽著讓你耳朵生繭的問題如今已經(jīng)“美名遠(yuǎn)播”，連老外都知道的一清二楚。這個猴年，你被盤問了嗎？

1. “Are you dating anyone？”

“有對象了沒？”

We’re Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.

我們只是臉書好友（朋友圈點贊關(guān)系）而已啦奶奶。這我已經(jīng)回答過你啦。

2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex’s name here]？”

“（你前任的名字）最近怎么樣了？”

3. “How has the weight loss been going？”

“減肥減得怎樣了？”

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of pie.

不好意思，派擋住了，聽不見你在說什么。

4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that’s either basic, or actually impossible]？”

“幫忙看看怎么讓這個iPhone（要么是很簡單的操作，要么是不可能的）行么？”

Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.

媽，別再把USB插口往墻頭插座插啦。

5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it？”

“要是我給你一張健身房會員卡，你會用嗎？”

6. “Do you need money？”

“你需要錢么？”

I do, and I completely hate myself for it.

要啊!真是好討厭自己這一點。

7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married？”

“你和你男/女朋友啥時候結(jié)婚？”

This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.

要是你的TA也在場，那畫面就更美好了。

8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you？”

“聽說你的微博很有趣，可以粉你嗎？”

Sure, let me just delete everything on it.

當(dāng)然可以，讓我刪掉所有東西先~

9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been？”

“最近工作/學(xué)習(xí)怎樣啊？”

BRB（Be right back.）

我先拜了，馬上回來~~

10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren？”

“打算什么時候給我們生孫子孫女啊？”

If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.

媽你要是再問一次，我們馬上開車掉頭回家。