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After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I’ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left. Me: Honey, let’s fall in love! Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member? Me: No, I’m not. Talented girl: Are you a League member? Me: Well, no. Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers? Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions? Talented girl: Then I can’t promise you. At all events, I’m the team leader of our class. … Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with. Me: Girl, let’s fall in love! Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love. Me: Well, didn’t you love someone before? Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur. Me: Umm, in this case, we’d better break up at the moment. Lonely girl: No, I don’t agree. It’s my first love… 55555555555… Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her. Me: Girl, don’t you want to fall in love with me? Jiaojiao: I think it’s OK, but I’d like to ask for my father’s advice. Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don’t have your own definite idea! Jiaojiao: It’s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven’t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me. Me: … Then I said: Hello, uncle. 晚自習(xí)歸來(lái)，我打開(kāi)電腦，把男網(wǎng)友全部歸到青蛙集中營(yíng)里，把幾個(gè)見(jiàn)過(guò)不漂亮的女網(wǎng)友歸到恐龍集中營(yíng)。剩下的三個(gè)美眉還要再聊聊。 我說(shuō)：美眉我們網(wǎng)戀吧！ 小才女說(shuō)：好呀。你是黨員嗎？ 我說(shuō)：不是。 小才女說(shuō)：那你是團(tuán)員嗎？ 我說(shuō)：不是。 小才女說(shuō)：那你是少先隊(duì)員嗎？ 我說(shuō)：很多年以前就不是了，你問(wèn)這些做什么？ 小才女說(shuō)：那可不行，我可是我們班的小組長(zhǎng)呢。 我無(wú)語(yǔ)。 痛定思痛，還有兩個(gè)MM可以聊。 我說(shuō)：美眉我們網(wǎng)戀吧！ 小孤女說(shuō)：好呀，終于戀愛(ài)了。 我說(shuō)：怎么，以前沒(méi)有戀愛(ài)過(guò)嗎？ 小孤女說(shuō)：沒(méi)有，他們總說(shuō)我是恐龍。 我說(shuō)：哦，這樣，那我們分手，就現(xiàn)在。 小孤女說(shuō)：不，我不同意，這是我的初戀，55555555555…… 還剩最后一個(gè)美眉，我倍加珍惜。 我說(shuō)：美眉，我們網(wǎng)戀吧！ 嬌嬌：好呀，不過(guò)我要問(wèn)問(wèn)我爸爸。 我說(shuō)：天哪，這事你問(wèn)你爸爸？你自己那么沒(méi)主見(jiàn)呀?！ 嬌嬌：不是呀，我今年才5歲，還不會(huì)打字，剛才是我爸爸替我打字啊。 我說(shuō)：…… 我再說(shuō)：叔叔好。 |
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來(lái)自： 昵稱7942034 > 《英語(yǔ)幽默》
