搞笑中式英語 

1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿      

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？     

3．you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你     

4．you have seed ，I will give you some color to see see 你有種，我要給你點(diǎn)顏色看看 5．Government abuse chicken 宮暴雞丁     

6．At KFC, We do Chichen Right 在肯德基，我們做雞是對的     

7．You Give Me Stop! 你給我站?。?/span>      

8．Chop the strange fish 生魚塊    

9．watch sister 表妹      

10．take iron coffee 拿鐵咖啡   

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足      

12．Where cool where you stay！哪涼快上哪呆著     

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放

14．colour wolf 色狼     

15．dry goods 干貨  

16．want money no;   want life one! 要錢沒有，要命一條     

17．People mountain and people sea. 人山人海   

18．you have two down son。 你有兩下子。     

19．let the horse come on 放馬過來 

20．I give you face you don’t wanna face 給你臉你不要臉

21．red face know me   紅顏知己

22．seven up eight down 七上八下 

23．no three no four 不三不四 

24．do morning *** 做早操；do class between *** 做課間操

25．you try try see！你試試看！  

26．love who who 愛誰誰 

27．look through autumn water 望穿秋水

28．go you mother's 去你媽  

29．May I borrow your light？ 借光 

30．Handsome Year, Morning Die 英年早逝 

31．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞 

32．morning three night four 朝三暮四

33．king eight eggs   王八蛋 

34．no care three seven twenty one 不管三七二十一

35．go and look 走著瞧  

36．poor light egg 窮光蛋

37．ice snow clever 冰雪聰明 

38．first see you，i shit love you 第一次見你，我便愛上了你