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聽懂這樣的英語抵過考四六級(jí)，中國(guó)有“殺人不見血”之說，老外損起人來，何止一個(gè)藝術(shù)了得，老外的語言里體現(xiàn)了無窮的創(chuàng)造力和想象力。小編：罵人不帶臟字叫水平，損人不帶笨傻字叫藝術(shù)。 1.Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching. 1.他肯定是趁救生員不備，跳進(jìn)基因池。 2.A room temperature IQ. 2.IQ值簡(jiǎn)直和室溫一樣高。（室內(nèi)夏天的最高溫度才多少啊。。。。） 3.During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group. 3.進(jìn)化時(shí)，他的祖先肯定是當(dāng)權(quán)派。（要不是走后門，他怎么有機(jī)會(huì)進(jìn)化成人？ ） 4.Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it. 4.他有兩個(gè)大腦，一個(gè)丟了，另一個(gè)去找去了。（沒腦子了?。?BR> 5.He's so dense,the light bends around his. 5.他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。 6.If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week. 6.如果他再笨點(diǎn)兒，就要一周給他澆兩次水了。（把他當(dāng)植物來看了。） 7.Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled. 7.人家暢飲智慧之泉，他只是拿來漱了漱口。（所以完全沒喝過） 8.It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes". 8.他要花一個(gè)半小時(shí)來觀察一個(gè)小時(shí)。 9.He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them. 9.他給自己設(shè)定的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)很低，但每次還是達(dá)不到。 10.If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change. 10.如果你用一分錢買他的想法，你還能拿到找零的。 |
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