糖和缸
小江拿著一包糖，
小方提著一只缸，
上樓梯，腳一滑，
打翻了小江手中糖。
小方慌忙來幫忙，
拾起糖，裝進(jìn)缸，
缸里裝著一包糖。
小江小方端起缸，
吃了糖，把樓上。

 

 

 

 

 

 

7、天外飛仙：黑化黑灰化肥灰會(huì)揮發(fā)發(fā)灰黑諱為黑灰花會(huì)回飛；灰化灰黑化肥會(huì)會(huì)揮發(fā)發(fā)黑灰為諱飛花回化為灰

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

最長(zhǎng)的繞口令

 

 

高高山上一老僧。身穿衲袍幾千層。要問老僧的年高邁。曾記得那黃河九澄清！五百年清上一澄，一共是四千五百冬，老僧倒有八個(gè)徒弟，八個(gè)徒弟都有法名。大徒弟名叫青頭楞，二徒弟名叫愣頭青，三徒弟名叫僧三點(diǎn)，四徒弟名叫點(diǎn)三僧，五徒弟名叫崩得兒巴，六徒弟名叫巴得兒崩，七徒弟名叫風(fēng)吹花，八徒弟名叫花吹風(fēng)。
    老師傅教他們八宗藝，八仙過海各顯其能。青頭楞會(huì)打磬，愣頭青會(huì)念經(jīng)，僧三點(diǎn)會(huì)吹管，點(diǎn)三僧會(huì)捧笙，崩得兒巴會(huì)打鼓，巴得兒崩會(huì)撞鐘，風(fēng)吹花會(huì)掃地，花吹風(fēng)會(huì)點(diǎn)燈。老師傅讓他們換一換，要想換過來不可能；師傅讓你們換一換，哎要想換過來不可能。
    　老師傅一見有了氣，是要打徒弟整八名，眼看著八個(gè)徒弟要挨打，從外邊來了五位云游僧。他們共湊僧人十三位，移到后院數(shù)玲瓏，后院倒有個(gè)玲瓏塔，是一去數(shù)單層，回來數(shù)雙層，誰要是數(shù)過了玲瓏塔，誰就是個(gè)大師兄。玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第一層。一張高桌，四條腿，一個(gè)和尚一本經(jīng)，一副鐃鉑一口磬，一個(gè)木袋魚子一盞燈，一個(gè)金鈴，整四兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔隔過兩層數(shù)三層。三張高桌，一十二條腿，三個(gè)和尚三本經(jīng)，三副鐃鉑三口磬，三個(gè)木袋魚子三盞燈，三個(gè)金鈴，一十二兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第五層。五張高桌，二十條腿，五個(gè)和尚五本經(jīng)，五副鐃鉑五口磬，五個(gè)木袋魚子五盞燈，五個(gè)金鈴，二十兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第七層。七張高桌，二十八條腿，七個(gè)和尚七本經(jīng)，七副鐃鉑七口磬，七個(gè)木袋魚子七盞燈，七個(gè)金鈴，二十八兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第九層。九張高桌，三十六條腿，九個(gè)和尚九本經(jīng)，九副鐃鉑九口磬，九個(gè)木袋魚子九盞燈，九個(gè)金鈴，三十六兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔十一層。十一張高桌，四十四條腿，十一個(gè)和尚十一本經(jīng)，十一副鐃鉑十一口磬，十一個(gè)木袋魚子十一盞燈，十一個(gè)金鈴，四十四兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔到頂十三層。十三張高桌，五十二條腿，十三個(gè)和尚十三本經(jīng)，十三副鐃鉑十三口磬，十三個(gè)木袋魚子十三盞燈，十三個(gè)金鈴，五十二兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔往回?cái)?shù)是十二層。十二張高桌，四十八條腿，十二個(gè)和尚十二本經(jīng)，十二副鐃鉑十二口磬，十二個(gè)木袋魚子十二盞燈，十二個(gè)金鈴，四十八兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第十層。十張高桌，四十條腿，十個(gè)和尚十本經(jīng)，十副鐃鉑十口磬，十個(gè)木袋魚子十盞燈，十個(gè)金鈴，四十兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第八層。八張高桌，三十二條腿，八個(gè)和尚八本經(jīng)，八副鐃鉑八口磬，八個(gè)木袋魚子八盞燈，八個(gè)金鈴，三十二兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！
　　玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第六層。六張高桌，二十四條腿，六個(gè)和尚六本經(jīng)，六副鐃鉑六口磬，六個(gè)木袋魚子六盞燈，六個(gè)金鈴，二十四兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！
　　玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第四層。四張高桌，一十六條腿，四個(gè)和尚四本經(jīng)，四副鐃鉑四口磬，四個(gè)木袋魚子四盞燈，四個(gè)金鈴，一十六兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！　玲瓏塔塔玲瓏，玲瓏寶塔第二層。兩張高桌，八條腿，兩個(gè)和尚兩本經(jīng)，兩副鐃鉑八口磬，兩個(gè)木袋魚子兩盞燈，兩個(gè)金鈴，整八兩，風(fēng)兒一刮響嘩楞！
　　老僧?dāng)?shù)罷了玲瓏塔，抬頭看，滿天星，低頭看，有個(gè)坑，坑里看，凍著冰，冰上看，有一棵松，松上看，落（讀lao，去聲）著鷹，屋里看，有一老僧，僧前看，有一本經(jīng)，經(jīng)前看，點(diǎn)著燈，墻上看，釘著釘，釘上看，掛著弓?？粗粗粤搜?，西北連天刮大風(fēng)，說大風(fēng)，好大風(fēng)，刮散了滿天星，刮平了地上坑，刮化了坑里冰，刮倒了冰上松，刮飛了松上鷹，刮走了一老僧，刮飛了僧前經(jīng)，刮滅了經(jīng)前燈，刮掉了墻上釘，刮崩了釘上弓。霎時(shí)間，只刮得，星散、坑平、冰化、松倒、鷹飛、僧走、經(jīng)翻、燈滅、釘?shù)簟⒐?，一段繞口令。

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

英語繞口令，練習(xí)一下，呵呵

 

1. A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.
16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
18. Green glass globes glow greenly.
19. He threw three balls.
20. He threw three free throws.
21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
32. Little red lorry
33. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
38. She said she should sit.
39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards
45. Stupid superstition!
46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.