標(biāo)  題: A Wife‘s Picture
發(fā)信站: The unknown SPACE (Fri Jun 25 18:49:32 1999), 轉(zhuǎn)信

It was late one night when a man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the
bartender to bring him a beer. The bartender did. So the man quickly drank
down the beer, then looked into his pocket, sighed, and asked the bartender
for another beer. So once he recieved this beer, the man again drank it down.
after that he looked into his pocket again, sighed, and ordered another beer.
now this went on for quite some time. and each time the man finished a beer he
would look into his pocket and then order another. now the bartender had begun
to get suspicious so he said, "Hey man, how come every time you drink a beer
you look into your pocket?" now the man replied, "Well.....i have a picture of
my wife in my pocket. and i keep on drinkin until she looks good, and then i
go home."